[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush. (im sure poles count)

[ ] You have been called a blonde

[x] You know that it isn't possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm

[ ] You sang them to make sure (didn't need to, ive tried that before (GO MOZART THE COMPOSER))

[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit. (it's happened)

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it

[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (touch typing all the way!!)

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (magnefying glasses are fun toys!)

[x] You have caught yourself drooling (uhh XD i do it alot when i concentrate hard enough, sometimes i dont even catch myself in time X|)

[x] You have fallen asleep in class (maybe not in school, but my 3D multimedia teacher in tafe college could send a teachers pet to sleep)

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (well it happens, but i think about the fact that i have nothing to think about.)

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about. (darn distractions get me).

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (im usually the one doing this to others)

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice" (no but i know others who should be)

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (occasionally)

[ ] You have eaten a bug by accident

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (sleep is important)

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (doesnt take too long to figure .)


[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was on your person the whole time. (pen behind the ear )

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't. (i pitty the fools)

[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.

[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused (he he he all the time)

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (anyone who doesnt tick this is lying)

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (well not the ceiling but ive had other experiences similar i found faces in wood grain)

[x] The word "um" is used many times a day. (again lying if unticked)

[ ] You dont know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. (who doesnt and why with the lame Q's at the end)

[x]You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (will do)

Grand total: 21/35

Which means I am: 60 r-tard